38 Responses to Newspaper Discovery Sends Shock Waves Through Subgenius Community

  1. Rev. Clintonics says:

    Praise “Bob”! Many media outlets controlled by the C.O.N.S.P.I.R.A.C.Y. have exploited his holy haltone image.

  2. Liz says:

    Well Ivan Stang said he got the picture from some old newspaper clipart.

  3. The Dobbshead echoes back and forth through time, reflecting off periods of instability in the Luck Plane. The Dobbshead has no more of a “first appearance” than time travel: by definition it popped into existence simultaneously at all points in time.

    • Wet Payne says:

      And just as the Church announced that some old pagan myths were vague pre-sentiments of the True Faith, which is why Madonna&Childs look like older images of Isis&Horus, we can state without fear of contradiction that the evolution of hominids, tobacco, woodworking, and dentistry were all DIRECTED by the need to converge on this image.

  4. Satellite Weavers says:

    The original came from a Yellow Pages clip art book. Verily, this is the living being from which the the clip art derived. This is the only certified photo of “Bob” in the living flesh, proof that this person walked the Earth.

    • Wet Payne says:

      [Holds up page with "Bob" on it.] As David Letterman used to say as he waggled his letters’ cards, ‘If these weren’t real, could I do THIS with them?’

  5. cathedral blood says:

    it is apparant that bob has bestowed us with this sign. he went into the past and emblazened his likeness on this paper.

  6. Terry says:

    SLACKS!

  7. Ryan says:

    I’m reading all these comments, and seriously, do you all know how crazy you sound?

  8. Hank jr says:

    WALKS! Dobbs lives again! X-Day’s a comin’, y’all pinks better start runnin’!
    Won’t do ya much good, but moving targets are more fun!

  9. Dennis Wingo says:

    Some people have far too much time on their hands…

  10. Slacktastic says:

    “Bob” sold it
    I smoked it
    That settles it!

  11. the Mystical Revvederrand Doktor eddieVroom says:

    Time is circular. 1956 is our FUTURE.

  12. Clearly a false bob placed there by browsists to tempt believers into the slough of consumerism that taints their existence. To True believers it is an obvious stain. Praise Bob!

  13. Choo Choo Bear says:

    Pull the wool over your own eyes

  14. Simon Delaplaya says:

    Puzzling, Puzzling Evidence…

  15. Nenslo says:

    For the record, the source of the Primal Dobbshead of the Church of the SubGenius was a book of Yellow Pages clip art found by Dr. Philo Drummond at his Conspiracy Slavejob. It was assumed for decades among the Art Doctors (and I assure you it has been discussed for frapped-up hours on end) that the Head was an idealization of the Archetypal Perfect Dobbs of a purity which could never exist in this broken world. To be confronted with irrefutable proof of the existence of a Living Dobbs has caused a great deal of delightful trauma. He walked the earth even as you and I.

  16. w beaty says:

    Everyone missed the anomaly:

    20sec in, a bright light moves rapidly from left to right!!!

  17. Rev. 3o3 says:

    Another amazing feat of
    ‘ultimate slack” from Bulldada Time Control Laboratories!
    Now, for a modest donation, you too can have all the “time” in the world.

  18. Prince Reverbo von Ecko says:

    Beware the False Bob, the Fakir Fist of Insignificance.

  19. Patrick says:

    This graphic was also used in a National Lampoon cartoon in the 80s. It was titled “The Appletons” as I recall. I remember seeing J.R. “Bob” Dobbs shortly thereafter and wondering if that was the origin of the graphic.

  20. “They may be PINK, but their money is STILL GREEN!”

    – Quote from J. R. “Bob” Dobbs said to L. Ron Hubbard.

  21. Pope Jimbo says:

    I’m shocked, SHOCKED that so many true believers, Gimme”Bobs,” Bobbies and the like lack the RESPECT owed to The Living Slackmaster by ALWAYS wrapping his hallowed name in quotation marks! Only the lowest of the ignorant would ignore this absolute dogmatic law. Please, please, ladies and gentlemen, quotation marks and a CAPITAL “B,” please; for the sake of your own eternal soul. Bobs and bobs are mere slobs and cheap knock-offs. J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, thank you very much. Praise good Dr. Grabow and the smoke emanating from THE PIPE.

  22. Mr. Dandy says:

    This is an antiquity of unsurpassed beauty and importance. The only thing better would a Dobbs-blood engorged mosquito, trapped in amber and ready for dino-cloning. OR KILL ME!

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