Elisehower is my shepherd, I am in want. He maketh me to lie down on Park Benches, He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my doubt in the Republican Party. He leadeth me in the Path of unemployment for his party's sake, yea, though I walk through the alley of soup kitchens, I am hungry. I do fear evil, for thou art against me, thou didst prepare a deduction in my wages in the presence of my creditors. Thou anointeth my pay check with taxes so my expenses overun my income. Surely poverty and hard times will follow me all the days of the Republican administration and I shall dwell in a rented house forever.